Mumwaprull is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent hyena.

Mumwaprull created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Mumwaprull, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mumwaprull, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mumwaprull's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mumwaprull's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumwaprull.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.