Benfodsugdub Febjinvog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome wren.

Benfodsugdub Febjinvog created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Benfodsugdub Febjinvog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Benfodsugdub Febjinvog, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Benfodsugdub Febjinvog's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Benfodsugdub Febjinvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always store tomatoes above ground.

3. Benfodsugdub Febjinvog loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not prepare carrots while wearing tights.

5. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.