Dimtarvog Yatarpfig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless human.

Dimtarvog Yatarpfig created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimtarvog Yatarpfig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dimtarvog Yatarpfig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dimtarvog Yatarpfig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dimtarvog Yatarpfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

2. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Never proclaim while facing south.

5. Always look after injured mites.