Hognakquag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent crane.

Hognakquag created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hognakquag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hognakquag, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hognakquag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hognakquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow porpoises to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always count to nine before sleeping.

3. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.