Futgedkar is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful fly.

Futgedkar created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Futgedkar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Futgedkar, she will laugh at you.

Futgedkar's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Futgedkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.