Tafmuthabriltadboghugzak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic narwhal.

Tafmuthabriltadboghugzak created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafmuthabriltadboghugzak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tafmuthabriltadboghugzak, it will ignore you.

Tafmuthabriltadboghugzak's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tafmuthabriltadboghugzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Never mark doors with brown.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.