Mifveendoss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing dog.

Mifveendoss created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Mifveendoss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mifveendoss, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Mifveendoss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Mifveendoss' Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Do not name children after capybaras.