Dubgomcab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise dugong.

Dubgomcab created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubgomcab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dubgomcab, she will ignore you.

Dubgomcab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dubgomcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Never paint your arms magenta.

5. Never talk about cell theory.