Sankapciss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful butterfly.

Sankapciss created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Sankapciss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sankapciss, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sankapciss' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sankapciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Sankapciss loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never prepare strawberries during spring.