Mabvenrot Gum is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, irritating gorilla.

Mabvenrot Gum created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabvenrot Gum, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mabvenrot Gum, it will manifest in front of you.

Mabvenrot Gum's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Mabvenrot Gum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

2. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never travel toward the north during spring.

5. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.