Sidcadgig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, vain goat.

Sidcadgig created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Sidcadgig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sidcadgig, he will think nothing of it.

Sidcadgig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sidcadgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.