Rilhakhugfot is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, self-assured armadillo.

Rilhakhugfot created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Rilhakhugfot, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rilhakhugfot, she will send you a sign.

Rilhakhugfot's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rilhakhugfot's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Do not prepare wheat while filled with joy.

3. Do not hurt moths.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.