Hundinnignultofren is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate tapir.

Hundinnignultofren created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Hundinnignultofren, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hundinnignultofren, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hundinnignultofren's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hundinnignultofren's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.