Natjadgen is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, irritating pigeon.

Natjadgen created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natjadgen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Natjadgen, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Natjadgen's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Natjadgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Do not prepare nuts while wearing kilts.

3. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

4. Do not name children after bats.

5. Never eat bark.