Lidcincap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omniscient beaver.

Lidcincap created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Lidcincap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lidcincap, it will not invite you to parties.

Lidcincap's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Lidcincap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Never sit in the presence of elders.

3. Pray only in firelight.

4. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

5. Hide from fawn rats for they are unholy.