Rengamgad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, charitable wombat.

Rengamgad created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rengamgad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rengamgad, he will destroy your favourite star.

Rengamgad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rengamgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never stain your legs with brown.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Do not drink alcohol.