Barnnilldap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud chicken.

Barnnilldap created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnnilldap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Barnnilldap, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Barnnilldap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Barnnilldap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never pour water over plants.