Gumgigbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental fairy.

Gumgigbaf created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumgigbaf, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gumgigbaf, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gumgigbaf's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gumgigbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.