Geblikdid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, vain lizard.

Geblikdid created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Geblikdid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Geblikdid, she will turn you into a frog.

Geblikdid's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Geblikdid's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Geblikdid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect seven tin sculptures of Geblikdid on top of important buildings.

4. Geblikdid loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about snakes.