Monbantom is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, sage hedgehog.

Monbantom created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Monbantom, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Monbantom, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Monbantom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Monbantom's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during summer.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear brown trousers on sacred days.