Tafgofdin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish monkey.

Tafgofdin created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafgofdin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tafgofdin, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tafgofdin's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tafgofdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Do not travel during spring.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Do not cook food in pots.