Narthiglarn is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous aardvark.

Narthiglarn created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narthiglarn, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Narthiglarn, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Narthiglarn's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Narthiglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never gather six moths in one place.

4. Run away from violet bats, for they are unholy.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.