Fonnatvol is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, wise porpoise.

Fonnatvol created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonnatvol, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fonnatvol, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fonnatvol's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fonnatvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Never bounce in the presence of voles.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never sprint in the presence of elders.