Wapjarnsak Popdinmum is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying jackal.

Wapjarnsak Popdinmum created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapjarnsak Popdinmum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wapjarnsak Popdinmum, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wapjarnsak Popdinmum's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wapjarnsak Popdinmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing children.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never mention tapirs.