Donhatjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent deer.

Donhatjarn created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donhatjarn, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Donhatjarn, it will not care.

Donhatjarn's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Donhatjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick squirrels.

2. Never travel toward the west during spring.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must love Donhatjarn.

5. Never proclaim while facing east.