Tadfutsog is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, dishonest fly.

Tadfutsog created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadfutsog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tadfutsog, he will destroy your home solar system.

Tadfutsog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tadfutsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Never mention turtles.

3. Do not wear dresses marked with brown.

4. Tadfutsog loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.