Quafnulraw is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unthinking fox.

Quafnulraw created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafnulraw, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quafnulraw, she will not invite you to parties.

Quafnulraw's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Quafnulraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

2. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Hide if five grasshopers approach from the south.