Piglamkik is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, pitiless grasshopper.

Piglamkik created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Piglamkik, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Piglamkik, it will refuse to believe in you.

Piglamkik's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Piglamkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Never hop in the presence of swans.