Bogfiglen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent fish.

Bogfiglen created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfiglen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bogfiglen, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bogfiglen's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bogfiglen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed beans to tapirs while wearing gray hats.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must never eat bread.