Lunhamhan is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, passionate lion.

Lunhamhan created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunhamhan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lunhamhan, it will turn you into a frog.

Lunhamhan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Lunhamhan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Never point your head toward the east during prayer.

5. Never write about stars.