Gunxentip is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, generous crow.

Gunxentip created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Gunxentip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gunxentip, he will make you grow a tail.

Gunxentip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gunxentip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not wear scarves marked with brown.

5. Never feed gooseberries to shrews while wearing corsets.