Padvilbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a small, omniscient human.

Padvilbaf created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padvilbaf, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Padvilbaf, he will destroy your home planet.

Padvilbaf's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Padvilbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle zinc while unclean.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

5. Never hurt ants.