Bellcindag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring dragon.

Bellcindag created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellcindag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bellcindag, she will turn you into a snail.

Bellcindag's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bellcindag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown corsets.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Do not wear rings marked with gray.

4. Never allow mites to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.