Ingcepfub is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving raven.

Ingcepfub created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Ingcepfub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ingcepfub, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ingcepfub's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Ingcepfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Always share lemons with strangers, but never with hamsters.

5. Never go into green rooms.