Yamflypodbelltar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, wise guinea pig.

Yamflypodbelltar created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamflypodbelltar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamflypodbelltar, it will be mildly annoyed.

Yamflypodbelltar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yamflypodbelltar's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

5. Put Yamflypodbelltar first in all things.