Vogvolbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, almighty bat.

Vogvolbug created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogvolbug, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vogvolbug, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vogvolbug's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Vogvolbug's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vogvolbug.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always obey Vogvolbug's priests.