Catdapzak is a god.

She takes the form of a large, idiotic zebra.

Catdapzak created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catdapzak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Catdapzak, she will cry a lot.

Catdapzak's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Catdapzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Catdapzak must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat limes on days of mourning.

5. Always store aubergines above ground.