Vilhivgof is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental naga.

Vilhivgof created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilhivgof, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vilhivgof, it will curse you with boils.

Vilhivgof's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Vilhivgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never handle iron while unclean.

3. Never approach forests carrying clay.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not travel during summer.