Pidomtken is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fussy gorilla.

Pidomtken created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidomtken, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pidomtken, it will destroy your favourite star.

Pidomtken's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pidomtken's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never touch oil while tainted.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.