Motcubfom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving tapir.

Motcubfom created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Motcubfom, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Motcubfom, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Motcubfom's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Motcubfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Do not place nuts upon stone.