Vedfumbem is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered crow.

Vedfumbem created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedfumbem, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vedfumbem, she will destroy your favourite star.

Vedfumbem's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Vedfumbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about voles.