Kamhapnad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciless scorpion.

Kamhapnad created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamhapnad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kamhapnad, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kamhapnad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Kamhapnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Do not record names concerning black holes.