Sattimsag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, ruthless deer.

Sattimsag created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sattimsag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sattimsag, she will turn you into a slug.

Sattimsag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sattimsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not consume coconuts at dawn.

3. Never handle silver while unclean.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Hide from orange hamsters for they are unholy.