Ranyokkem is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, generous fly.

Ranyokkem created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranyokkem, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ranyokkem, she will remove you from existence.

Ranyokkem's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ranyokkem's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five eagles approach from the east.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.