Voltarghot is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, humane crocodile.

Voltarghot created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voltarghot, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Voltarghot, she will not invite you to parties.

Voltarghot's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Voltarghot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Voltarghot.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never play with disobedient children.