Vinsugvolxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy capybara.

Vinsugvolxuck created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinsugvolxuck, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vinsugvolxuck, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vinsugvolxuck's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Vinsugvolxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Never paint your hands magenta.

3. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.