Zognulxenxindumragmat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, boastful guinea pig.

Zognulxenxindumragmat created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zognulxenxindumragmat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zognulxenxindumragmat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zognulxenxindumragmat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Zognulxenxindumragmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.

3. Always wear red.

4. Always obey Zognulxenxindumragmat's priests.

5. Do not listen to music.