Flabdancubhas Zigtipmapstafcutfenjondav is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair rhinoceros.

Flabdancubhas Zigtipmapstafcutfenjondav created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabdancubhas Zigtipmapstafcutfenjondav, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flabdancubhas Zigtipmapstafcutfenjondav, he will come to you in dreams.

Flabdancubhas Zigtipmapstafcutfenjondav's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Flabdancubhas Zigtipmapstafcutfenjondav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide from white birds for they are unholy.

4. Always count to nine before sleeping.

5. Never approach rivers carrying wood.