Sitcutflighog is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful badger.

Sitcutflighog created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitcutflighog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sitcutflighog, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sitcutflighog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sitcutflighog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sitcutflighog's name in vain.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Never allow voles to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.