Bitdibbin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring cat.

Bitdibbin created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitdibbin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bitdibbin, he will be very sad.

Bitdibbin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bitdibbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bitdibbin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Heed all dreams.

5. Shun those given to greed.